crowleysnonpatience:

m-monte4:

iwanttohuglokisobad:

howdoyoulogout:

I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel.

are you fucking kidding me along with there being tons and tons of hot men its pretty fucking cool too come on

I LEARNED HOW TO READ OUT OF A MARVEL COMIC BOOK BEFORE I WENT TO PRESCHOOL, COME ON, IS THIS A JOKE!?

there is sass everywhere, whats not to love?

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

MY CHESH HAS STOLEN ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

221bbroadcastingchannel:

superwholock-has-destroyed-me:

mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

NO WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

(Source: circumcisions)

mindpalaceofversailles:

squibler:

He is a bit horse-faced and arse-named, but that doesn’t make him any less attractive. I love his name too, because it’s his UvU